some tips on how not to deal with your florist

Ask if the shop can open a personal house account for you because you can't afford to pay this month.

Ask them to not reveal to the recipient that you are the one who ordered the flowers. (Only to have the recipient complain to the florist later because you have actually been stalking her.) Then, ask for your money back because the recipient refused to accept the flowers.

Go on and on in great detail about exactly how you want the arrangement to look, then threateningly tell them that it had better look good, or else.

Ask for the most beautiful arrangement ever for 10-15$.